inothernews:

“It is Super Tuesday.  It is like the Super Bowl of politics — if the Super Bowl was one team slowly destroying itself.  And just like the Super Bowl, I have painted my face with the team colors — white.”

— STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report

inothernews:

“It is Super Tuesday.  It is like the Super Bowl of politics — if the Super Bowl was one team slowly destroying itself.  And just like the Super Bowl, I have painted my face with the team colors — white.”

— STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report

@1 year ago with 1395 notes
inothernews:

The Daily Show

inothernews:

The Daily Show

@1 year ago with 267 notes
I want these jeans!

I want these jeans!

(Source: fashionhype)

@1 year ago with 234 notes

(Source: fashionhype)

@1 year ago with 8068 notes
greenstate:

cognitivedissonance:

Jake Gyllenhaal wins the universe.

word.

greenstate:

cognitivedissonance:

Jake Gyllenhaal wins the universe.

word.

@1 year ago with 6506 notes

"

We begin tonight with Zeno’s Paradox, which postulates that to get your destination, you must first travel half the distance towards it, (and) from there, half the remaining distance, and so on, so on, ad infinitum, ipso facto, et al, ergo, vis a vis, c’est la vie, one can never actually arrive at the end point.

Which brings us to the race for the Republican nomination for president.

"

JON STEWART, The Daily Show (via inothernews)
@1 year ago with 223 notes
seriouslyamerica:

The funniest signs supporting gay marriage.

seriouslyamerica:

The funniest signs supporting gay marriage.

(via stfuconservatives)

@1 year ago with 2247 notes

(Source: fashionhype)

@1 year ago with 360 notes
stfuconservatives:

tehblackbirdisincognito:

someauthorgirl:

Because I wasn’t sure if deep down I was still 12 or not.

LOfuckingL.



Ha

stfuconservatives:

tehblackbirdisincognito:

someauthorgirl:

Because I wasn’t sure if deep down I was still 12 or not.

LOfuckingL.

Ha

(via stfuconservatives)

@1 year ago with 432 notes

There were a few things missing today…

@2 years ago