“It is Super Tuesday. It is like the Super Bowl of politics — if the Super Bowl was one team slowly destroying itself. And just like the Super Bowl, I have painted my face with the team colors — white.”
— STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report
“It is Super Tuesday. It is like the Super Bowl of politics — if the Super Bowl was one team slowly destroying itself. And just like the Super Bowl, I have painted my face with the team colors — white.”
— STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report
We begin tonight with Zeno’s Paradox, which postulates that to get your destination, you must first travel half the distance towards it, (and) from there, half the remaining distance, and so on, so on, ad infinitum, ipso facto, et al, ergo, vis a vis, c’est la vie, one can never actually arrive at the end point.
Which brings us to the race for the Republican nomination for president.
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Because I wasn’t sure if deep down I was still 12 or not.
LOfuckingL.
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